This is the best way to start my day :)
By not being able to move.
In today’s edition of ‘Unnecessarily Gendered Items’
the only tea u should drink is
I was actually curious about this and so looked up the ingredients of each tea to see if there was an actual reason as to why they would be gendered.
Men’s tea: ginger, cardamom, liquorice, carob, cinnamon, barley malt, roasted chicory, peppermint, fenugreek, fennel, mace, anise, ginseng flowers, astragalus, turmeric root, chili pepper, cinnamon extract (natural flavour), black pepper.
Women’s tea: ginger, cinnamon, orange peel, fennel, chamomile, barley malt, dandelion, black pepper, orange extract (natural flavour), juniper berries, liquorice, cardamom, cloves, angelica root extract (natural flavour).
I know from previous research that angelica root is used in some herbal remedies for menstruation, and we know chamomile has been used for soothing nerves. The male tea has has more hot spices (which increases blood flow) and fenugreek (which apparently increases libido).
This translates to: Period Tea, and Boner Tea.
that’s…actually very interesting
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
I just fucking love all of you.
Tumblr at night is a demented child’s dream
… a must
As anticipation for Avengers: Age of Ultron builds here’s Black Widow, Captain America, Hawkeye, Hulk, Iron Man and Thor (together with the villainous Loki) beautifully rendered as cats by artist Jenny Parks. Check out more of her work here
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
Have you seen the extended trailer for The Flash? (via candymag.com)
I. CAN’T. WAIT!!!! SO PUMPED!!!
When everything else fails, Slug doesn’t.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER UPLOADED TO THE INTERNET
^^^ great video.haha my girlfriend sent this to me and she’s like 2 years late in seeing this.lol sooo great regardless